LGBT.. ABCDEFG… PTSA community cause all these motherf*** alphabet b*tches be blowing me out.
I’m old school…
You either like penis or vagina or both…
Penis or vagina or both…
I can't keep up with all this terminology; Asexual, Bsexual, Pansexual, Skoliosexual, “Crockpot” sexual…
I don’t f*** know!
I don’t know!
Don’t ask me!
I love my community, but we tripping over the wrong sh*t.
Meanwhile, Ed Buck is still in West Hollywood killing black boys.
Y'all President Donald Trump is trying to completely erase the transgender community...
…and I know y'all see my big ass.
Let me hide
Let me turn to the side
Can y'all see me?
Donald Trump wants to do away with us, and we're not fighting over there.
So I love my community, but y’all be trippin.
And in this country…
I'm telling you, living as a transwoman…
It is safer for me to tell the police when I get pulled over that I'm trans, than for me to say I’m black man.
That's real shit!
Because I'm telling you, I was stopped on the road a couple of weeks ago.
I tell this is where that kind of story.
I was pulled out by motorcycle police: speeding
He got behind me, but he was a white boy.
I say:
“I got this n*gga..”
He got off the motorcycle, comes onto the car.
I was already dressed up, titties was sitting way up high..
They weren’t down here, they were way up high.
He say:
“Excuse me”
I said
“I'm sorry, officer. Is there a problem?”
He said:
“Yes, ma'am. You was speeding.”
I say
“Oh, I'm sorry. I'm running late for work. I promise to slow down.”
He said
“Well, hold on pretty girl.. Hold on.”
I said:
“Ooooooh”
So he looking at me, but his eyes were focused on my titties, he ain’t looked at me up close…
Cause I cut the sh*t off my face on the left side on the way to work..
I was shaving.
He said
“Hold on pretty girl. Hold on. You sure is a lovely gal.
And I'm thinking to myself
“You really don't know”
So he could look at me and said “I need to see your licence or registration.”
And here's where it gets tricky.
Because Flame Monroe ain’t no chick.
Marcus Parker is on everything.
I said:
“Officer! Hold on! I promise!”
“I’m going to slow down, I'm going to be good.”
He says
“Let me talk to you.”
He says
“Is it true what they say about you black girls.
I'm thinking to myself
“And what is that officer?”
He says
“that you black girls got a fat monkey.”
I thought to myself
“Player, I don’t know that the monkey is what the giraffe is a motherf****”
He says
“You know I never had s*x with a black girl before”
I’m thinking to myself
“N*gger, that same statement is going to be true tomorrow if you go with me”.